The Ballad ov Drvnk Andy

by Satanic Necroboner

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Written for/by our friend Andy

The lyrics consist entirely of things he's drunkenly written on Facebook.

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Apparently spontaneous house party + baseball bat = several stitches.
good thing i couldnt sew myself up sa there was possible tendon damage
Catching flying creatures and putting them in William H******'s room is fun. Latest addition is a mysterious green thing

Work done? VODKA!!!!!!!

Another morning in the House of Metal:
1. Wake up still drunk
2. Find dried turd on the downstairs carpet that nobody knows where it came from
3. Gas man comes to mess with the boiler
4. Have a fight with teabags
5. Make a cup of tea in the toilet
6. Play with a water filled condom until it bursts all over the ceiling
7. Clean some tea up
8. Give up
9. Eat
10. Shots?

Whan you get mugged in Gravesend and hide your jackrt
and cowboy boots in random bushes and forget which they are and pisss
of the poice becaue youre too pissed too remember which bushes

Work done? VODKA!!!!!!!

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released November 3, 2015

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Satanic Necroboner is Kent's only Blackened post-Ukulelecore band.

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